I’ve got a crisp $100 bill for anyone that can think of a New Year’s Resolution easier than going Applegatarian.

Applegate makes the cleanest, healthiest hot dogs money can buy. Which means that by extension, the water you boil those cleaner wieners in isn’t just water. It’s nutritious, delicious, hot-dog-o-licious broth.

Here’s the hard part. Hot Dog Broth came sosososososososososososo close to actually happening, and then died at the finish line. Clients! You know the deal. I still love it, though. Long live Hot Dog Broth!